Trying to console a child or a retarded person over the loss of a loved one is hard work. It helps to try and find ways to make the abstract emotions the grieving party is experiencing into concrete, tangible things that they can better understand and deal with. One utilization of this technique in grief therapy is to give the child/retarded person a helium balloon, tell them to imagine all the things they want to say to their deceased loved one, put those thoughts into the balloon, and let it sail off to heaven.

This post is a sort of make-shift, grief-packed helium gloom balloon for all the unfulfilled hopes, dreams, and wishes die-hard Smash Bros. fans had for Brawl, that were more or less crushed in the spoiler-quake that followed Brawl’s Japanese release weeks ago.

Hit the jump for a jaunt through the five biggest features currently thought to be omitted from Brawl, ranked both by the amount they are desired, and unlikelihood that they will ever come to fruition.  As always for this series, beware of Brawl spoilers. 

Thanks, Cowzilla! 

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