This week, the Virtual Console gets one amazing game and one game that shouldn’t even be called a game. Luckily, that amazing game is Super R-Type so it totally makes this week an awesome week.
From the NES days, Nintendo brings back a game that sounds like a sexual position. Spelunker (NES, 1 player, 500 Wii Points) is an adventure game where you explore caves in your goal to find an underground pyramid for treasures. You collect items along the way while avoiding dangers such as bats taking shits on you. Oh, and the game can be beaten in around five minutes.
Second Virtual Console release of this week is Super R-Type (SNES, 1 player, 800 Wii Points). It’s R-Type, I don’t need to say a damn thing about this game. Just buy it. You’ll thank me.
Now, R-Type alone should definitely warrant five out of five sharks. However, the fact that Nintendo is selling a game that can be beaten faster than it takes to download causes me to take away two sharks. So three out of five sharks this week. The PR, that none of you cares about, is after the jump.
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