We already knew that Mercenaries 2: World in Flames was headed for a delay, but now we know exactly how long we’re going to have to wait. IGN is reporting today that the new date is August 31. We know! That seems like forever! They might as well make the date Nevervember the 37th.

The waiting isn’t made any easier by this new trailer, which caters to that facet of our personalties games so often ignore: The part of us that likes to blow stuff up. … Listen, we’re sorry we got so upset earlier, we don’t know what came over us. Just, please, for our sake, no more delays, OK? Please?

[Thanks, Jonah]