The long-awaited (but never viewed) first salvo of Gears of War action figures should be landing in your neighborhood Hot Topics and comic book shops in the next few weeks — as a special teaser, manufacturer NECA released a plethora of images of the four burly, sailor-mouthed characters featured in the first series of man-dolls: Marcus Fenix, Augustus “Cole Train” Cole, Locust Drone, and everyone’s favorite, Locust Sniper. We can’t even imagine the kind of brutal, testosterone-enriched tea parties we’re going to hold once we obtain these tiny gunhavers — especially when our supply of Earl Grey begins to dwindle.

[Via X3F]