Naughty Bear is a chest-bursting good time! screenshot

Naughty Bear is about a giant fish wearing a bear suit looking to hunt down Lucky’s pot of gold. The gold will allow the fish to purchase the Blades of Chaos which he’ll then use to wrangle the Moon and bring it closer to the Earth. You saw the motion picture Bruce Almighty, right? Well, that was really the fish bringing the Moon closer, not Jim Carrey’s invisible Wonder Woman lasso.

This entire post was a lie. This is the truth.

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